How to behead Champagne

I know I am boring and don’t have a life but some days I wonder about people. I came across this link http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Champagne-Bottle-with-a-Sword You have to be pretty darn bored to spend time opening champagne bottles with swords. I guess it takes all kinds. I certainly don’t want some drunk waving a sword around trying to open bottles and gutting the guests while he is doing it.